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	var mycontent='<table cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2 border=0 bgcolor=#00000 width=100% align=center><tr><td class="infohead"><b>:: Quick Update Notes :.</b></td></tr><tr><td class=info><p><b>9/12/06</b><br>Made various deletions and modifications throughout the site to reflect my non-Christian status.</p><p><b>12/9/05</b><br>Significantly updated the "About Me" page.</p><p><b>4/27/05</b><br>Added 4 new items to the humor section.</p></td></tr><tr><td class=infohead><b>:: Vital Stats :.</b></td></tr><tr><td class=info><b>Eyes</b>: Blue &nbsp;&nbsp;<b>Sex:</b> M</td></tr><tr><td class=info><b>Location</b>: Gresham, OR, USA</td></tr><tr><td class=info><b>Born</b>: 10/19/1984</td></tr><tr><td class=info><b>Occupation</b>: <s>Student</s> Retail</td></tr></table>'
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