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	quote[1]='Everyone is born unique, but so many die as copies.'
	quote[2]='Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words alone may kill me.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Caleb Howard'
	quote[3]='True friendship is characterized not by the absence of conflict, but by the ability to resolve conflict.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Tom Norton'
	quote[4]='There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don\'t.<br /><a href=\'http://www.applegeeks.com/index.php?comic=8\'>Special related humorous link</a>'
	quote[5]='People shouldn\'t play computer games because it makes people violent. The Romans played computer games which made them violent. That is why they liked seeing people spill blood in the arenas. The crusades began when some people were playing Doom death matches and a fight broke out and all hell broke loose. World War 1 was caused by people playing computer games and becoming violent. If Hitler hadn\'t spent his childhood learning violence through video games, we wouldn\'t have had World War 2. The Muslims want to have a jihad against the Christians because they have been playing too much Quake. India and Pakistan are at war over the Quake vs. Unreal controversy.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Anonymous'
	quote[6]='I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)'
	quote[7]='We\'ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Robert Wilensky'
	quote[8]='Don\'t anthropomorphize computers. They hate that.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Russ Leach'
	quote[9]='I had a girlfriend once, but then she changed her screenname...'
	quote[10]='Programming software is like creating a maze and going through it at the same time. Only you know the exact route you\'ve taken, and anyone else is likely to get lost or screw it up entirely!<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Lyndsey Hayward'
	quote[11]='Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)'
	quote[12]='To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Robert Orben'
	quote[13]='Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Popular Mechanics, March 1949'
	quote[14]='That\'s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Larry Niven'
	quote[15]='I hate quotations.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Ralph Waldo Emerson'
	quote[16]='A ship in a harbor is safe, but that\'s not what ships were built for.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - William Shedd'
	quote[17]='A wise man hears one word and understands two.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Yiddish Proverb'
	quote[18]='If I had one piece of advice to give, it would be this: as soon as you see a <i>belly button</i>, run as fast as you can the other way!<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Benjamin Nockles, regarding how to avoid falling into a habit of sexual sin'
	quote[19]='I do not like spinach, and I\'m glad I don\'t, because if I liked it I\'d eat it, and I just hate it.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Clarence Darrow'
	quote[20]='<b>Sam:</b> I know. It\'s all wrong. By rights we shouldn\'t even be here. But we are. It\'s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn\'t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. But in the end, it\'s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn\'t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.<br><br><b>Frodo:</b> What are we holding on to, Sam?<br><br><b>Sam:</b> That there\'s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it\'s worth fighting for.'
	quote[21]='<b>Frodo:</b> I wish none of this had ever happened.<br><br><b>Gandalf:</b> So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time we are given.'
	quote[22]='As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life.  Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?  Sometimes it seemed that way.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy'
	quote[23]='Strive for perfection.  Excellence will be tolerated.'
	quote[24]='It\'s easy to sit there and say you\'d like to have more money.  And I guess that\'s what I like about it.  It\'s easy.  Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy'
	quote[25]='Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations...'
	quote[26]='All that I can mean by a \"bad morality\" is a morality whose principles I deeply disapprove of.  When I call a morality bad, I cannot prove that mine is better; but when I here call any morality bad, I think you will agree with me that it is bad; and that is all I need.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Jonathan Bennett'
	quote[27]='Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, & Communism, WAR HAS <u>NEVER</u> SOLVED ANYTHING.'
	quote[28]='The best books [. . .] are those that tell you what you know already.<br> &nbsp; &nbsp; - From the book \'1984\''
	quote[29]='Ahhh, the smell of toner in the morning.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Ben Kelley'
	quote[30]='We don\'t believe in miracles; we rely upon them.'
	quote[31]='Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Oscar Wilde'
	quote[32]='Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.'
	quote[33]='A guilty mind is a noisy mind.'
	quote[34]='This is really heavy.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Spiderman, while kneeling under the weight of a crumbling wall'
	quote[35]='Code should be free.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - From the 2001 movie \'Antitrust\''
	quote[36]='Q: How can you tell if an engineer is outgoing?<br /><br />A: He looks at your shoes instead of his own.'
	quote[37]='It\'s not your aptitude, but your attitude that determines your altitude.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Zig Ziglar'
	quote[38]='The first and simplest emotion which we discover in the human mind, is curiosity.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Edmund Burke'
	quote[39]='The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Edmund Burke'
	quote[40]='Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Edmund Burke'
	quote[41]='All evils are equal when they are extreme.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Pierre Corneille'
	quote[42]='There is a point at which patience ceases to be a virtue.'
	quote[43]='If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Jewish Proverb'
	quote[44]='With money in your pocket, you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Jewish Proverb'
	quote[45]='What\'s wrong with being a boring kind of guy?<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - George Bush Sr.'
	quote[46]='We may not be what we want to be, but thank God we are not what we used to be.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Tim Storey'
	quote[47]='I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don\'t even invite me.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Dave Barry'
	quote[48]='You either have to be first, best, or different.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Loretta Lynn'
	quote[49]='Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Cindy Clabough'
	quote[50]='A diplomatic husband said to his wife, \"How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?\"'
	quote[51]='Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Abraham Lincoln'
	quote[52]='Anything worth doing with a laser is worth doing with many, many lasers.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Khrima, from <a href=\"http://adventurers-comic.com/d/0001.html\" title=\"Go immediately and read this webcomic from beginning to end.\">ADVENTURERS!</a>'
	quote[53]='A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.'
	quote[54]='A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.'
	quote[55]='Example isn\'t just another way to teach; it is the only way to teach.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Albert Einstein'
	quote[56]='Guns don\'t kill people. People kill people...with guns.'
	quote[57]='If you haven\'t much education, you must use your brain.'
	quote[58]='It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were.'
	quote[59]='My \"check engine\" light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine was STILL there! Silly light . . .'
	quote[60]='One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.'
	quote[61]='Silence is the only thing that can\'t be misquoted.'
	quote[62]='A half truth is a whole lie.'
	quote[63]='God\'s last name is NOT \"dammit.\"'
	quote[64]='People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.'
	quote[65]='In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it\'s the exact opposite.'
	quote[66]='Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Marcus Aurelius'
	quote[67]='Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.'
	quote[68]='Don\'t worry, I\'m sure your mom thinks you\'re cool.'
	quote[69]='I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Harry Emerson Fosdick'
	quote[70]='If you\'re not sorry for who you are, why are you sorry for where you\'ve been?<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Joseph Arthur'
	quote[71]='You\'re slower than molasses going uphill in January... with crutches.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Psychonauts'
	quote[72]='Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don\'t add up.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - James Magary'
	quote[73]='Aspire to inspire before you expire.'
	quote[74]='Not all who wander are lost.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - J.R.R. Tolkien'
	quote[75]='World\'s shortest blues song:<br />\"I didn\'t wake up this morning...\"'
	quote[76]='It looks like a Gameboy, but plays like a sandwich!'
	quote[77]='Don\'t play stupid with me... I\'m better at it!'
	quote[78]='Faster than a speeding ticket!'
	quote[79]='You know you\'re a geek when...<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; you whisper hexadecimal in your sleep.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; you wake up and realize that your sleep pattern has been following an algorithm.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; when you\'re reading a magazine and you see an underlined passage, you feel compelled to click on it.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; you wonder if one of the rewards in heaven might be access to the server room.'
	quote[80]='Knowing but not doing anything means not knowing.'
	quote[81]='Chaud is my favorite anti-hero.'
	quote[82]='(While playing Super Smash Bros.) \"Prepare to get Mariowned.\"'
	quote[83]='Okay, that really <b>is</b> the coolest prison break ever.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Jessica Howard, while watching <u>X-Men II: X-Men United</u>'
	quote[84]='I have CDO. It\'s like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be.'
	quote[85]='Life won\'t suck when it\'s over.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Brittany Howard'
	quote[86]='I want to go to college just so I can pee in the showers.<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Ken'
	quote[87]='If I wanted an opinion, I\'d give you one!<br /> &nbsp; &nbsp; - Hypnotist'
	quote[88]='What\'s the best kind of grass? Emo grass, because it cuts itself!'
	quote[89]='Wife: Is something wrong?<br /><br />Husband: Wrong? Of course not!  There\'s nothing wrong!  Why would there be anything wrong?<br /><br />Wife: You\'re not being honest with me.<br /><br />Husband: Don\'t be silly! Now excuse me, I have to go do something that I would normally only do if something was wrong but this time I\'m doing it for no reason whatsoever.'
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