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What is the most holy way to ask for a date?
In no particular order...
1. Nice bible!
2. I would like to pray with you.
3. God told me to come talk to you.
4. I know a church where we could go and talk.
5. How about a hug, sister?
6. Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
7. I am here for you.
8. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
9. You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
10. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
11. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
12. Nice bracelet. Who Would Jesus Date? I mean, "What Would Jesus Do?"
13. Do you believe in divine appointment?
14. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
15. What do you think Paul meant by "Greet everyone with a kiss"
16. Excuse me, is this Pew taken?
17. Forget the hair . . . wouldn't you like to run your fingers through my Bible indexes?
Other submissions are welcome! Send me an e-mail and be sure to title the message appropriately.
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