var mydate=new Date()
var year=mydate.getYear()
if (year < 1000)
year+=1900
var day=mydate.getDay()
var month=mydate.getMonth()
var daym=mydate.getDate()
if (daym<10)
daym="0"+daym
var dayarray=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday")
var montharray=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December")
document.write("Today is "+dayarray[day]+", "+montharray[month]+" "+daym+", "+year+", in case you actually cared.")
if ((montharray[month] == "January") && (daym == "01"))
document.write(" &nbsp;Happy New Year!")
if ((montharray[month] == "December") && (daym == "25"))
document.write(" &nbsp;Merry Christmas!")
if ((montharray[month] == "October") && (daym == "19"))
document.write(" &nbsp;Happy Birthday to me!")
if ((montharray[month] == "April") && (daym == "19"))
document.write(" &nbsp;Happy Birthday Dad!")
if ((montharray[month] == "November") && (daym == "23"))
document.write(" &nbsp;Happy Birthday Mom!")
if ((montharray[month] == "January") && (daym == "03"))
document.write(" &nbsp;Happy Birthday Brittany!")
if ((montharray[month] == "December") && (daym == "26"))
document.write(" &nbsp;Happy Birthday Jessica!")